Just doomed! / Andy Griffiths ; illustrated by Terry Denton.
Contributor(s): Denton, Terry [illustrator.].Publisher: Sydney : Pan Macmillan, 2012Description: 213 p. : ill. ; 20 cm.ISBN: 9781742610924 ; 9781742610924; 1742610927 .Subject(s): Boys -- Children's fictionDDC classification: [Fic.]
|Item type||Current location||Collection||Call number||Status||Date due||Barcode||Item holds|
|Junior Fiction||Hāwera LibraryPlus Children's||Children's Fiction||DENT (Browse shelf)||Checked out||01/05/2019||I2112643|
|Junior Fiction||Pātea LibraryPlus Children's||Children's Fiction||DENT (Browse shelf)||Checked out||03/05/2019||I2112644|
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YES / NODo you ignore health warnings and safety instructions whenever possible?Do you ever play kiss chasey with girls (if you are a boy) or with boys (if you are a girl)?Do you regularly engage in deadly battles with brothers, sisters and/or indestructible cyborg warriors?Do you live on a planet that will one day be incinerated by an expanding start called the Sun?Do you like fast-paced, high-action, high-body-count stories featuring mini-golf, lawn bowls and naked people in the nude? SCORE: One point for each 'yes' answer3-5 You are definitely DOOMED! You will love this book.1-2 You are fairly DOOMED! You will love this book.0 You are DOOMED, you just don't realise it.
Andy's handbag -- 101 ways to be doomed -- Lick -- Sleepover of doom -- I hate Jeremy Smart! -- All the things I learned on the museum excursion last Tuesday -- Romeo and Juliet and Danny and Lisa and me -- Andy's action-packed maths program!!! -- Just nude!
Do you often find yourself feeling that everything is about to go horribly, terribly and utterly wrong? Have you ever lost or destroyed a valuable item that didn't belong to you? Have you just accidentally enraged a very large and bad-tempered bully? You are DOOMED! Suggested level: primary, intermediate.