The tw*t files / [written and read by] Dawn French.

Unabridged.

Read by Dawn French.

A hugely relatable, funny, honest and inspirational 'memoir of sorts' in which Dawn celebrates what it means to be gloriously, messily human. "When I was younger I wanted to be an interesting, sophisticated, semi-heroic, multi-layered person. BUT. That kind of perfect is impossible. Being an actual tw*t is much more the real me. Sorry to boast, but I am a champion tw*t. In The Tw*t Files I will tell you about all the times I've been a total and utter tw*t. The moments where I've misunderstood stuff and messed up. My hope is that these stories might fire up yer engines to remind you of just what a massive tw*t you also are. Let's celebrate and revel in this most delightful of traits together. That would be perfectly tw*tty".